Thursday, March 24, 2011

Ho Hum.... Another Malaysian Sex Video

Anwar told to get a job as an actor
Malaysia is fast becoming a center for porn production. Not satisfied with the booming pirated porn distributing "private enterprises" we now have the big boys trying to outdo one another to see who can produce a bigger adult-rated blockbuster and screen the movie premier at KL's poshest hotel, no less!

Clinton has done it, Berlusconi excels in it, Chua Soi Lek got caught doing it (and gotten away with it) and now Anwar Ibrahim is the latest politician unmasked as the alleged star of this new production.

The producers: It is not fair Anwar gets all the sex, what about us?

The reluctant actor: It's not me, the actor doesn't have the 6-pack abs as I do

The forgotten actress: Anwar could have me, but he chosed 18 others!

The forgotten actor: You **** me, I **** you

The film critic: Sarawak Election = Bible fiasco = Sex video??

The enforcer: My hands are tied (to what?? the bed??)

Posh hotel: Email us for the latest information on screening times for the next porn flick

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Sarawak's election will expose BN's highest corrupted politician

Desperate Sarawak's CM seeks to be elected again

Abdul Taib Mahmud's claim of not seeking re-election has gone down as one of the most unbelievable statement of the year by BN. As he and Najib seeks to pull wool in front of Sarawakians' eyes the people have announced that they won't be fooled so easily. Everyone knows that he and Najib are out to fool everyone in Sarawak.

Bandar Kuching MP Chong Chieng Jen: Its a ruse that won't work

Lim Kit Siang: He never had any intention of stepping down

Chua Soi Lek (for once speaking the truth): BN is full of empty promises

Joceline Tan: Taib never said he won't seek re-election

Najib to Taib: I help you, you help me

Sarawak Headhunter: Where is Sarawak's wealth?

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

The Fantastic Facts and Fancies of Penang

Patrick "The Voice" Teoh comes to Penang and is happily surprised

Penang is a place you don't need a visa to go to. Also it is only a 3 to 4 hours drive from KL. What's not to like about it? Patrick finds more than meets the eye when he was here to launch Teohlogy!

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Penang a Top 10 island to visit before you die? - Oh,no there goes the traffic!