The Education Ministry recently held a seminar in Penang to help educators identify gay students. The event, billed as “Parenting in addressing the issue of LGBTs (lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders)”, was officiated by Deputy Education Minister Mohd Puad Zarkashi.
Malaysians today suddenly realize that half the population now must be gay if the following guidelines by our esteemed Education Minister (who recently launched the Education Blueprint) are to be believed:
For men you are gay if:
1. You have a muscular body and a fondness for showing off the body by wearing clothing, such as by wearing V-necks and sleeveless tops
2. A preference for tight and bright coloured clothes
3. An inclination to be attracted to men
4. A tendency to carry big handbags, similar to the kinds used by women
And you must be a lesbian if:
1. You are showing attraction to women
2. Distancing yourselves from men besides your girlfriends
3. You like to hang out, sleep and dine with other women
4. No feelings for men
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Reuters: Malaysia offers "spot-the-gay-kid" seminars
The Guardian: Malaysian politicians gone bonkers
"For a long time I thought I was gay, but now I know I am straight as I don't wear V-neck and definitely do not carry any handbags!" - Reader
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